In a team funstorming session today, our department, Sales Support, brainstormed on the question “what is Sales Support?” Like others, our team designed a poster with words, images from magazines, and markers.
Meanwhile, I wrote out these lyrics:
S is for SUPPORT…it’s what we do.
A is for ASSERTIVENESS…I’m talking to you!
L is for LEARNERS…and the word might be “train,”
but what we do is tweak the brain.
E is for EXCELLENCE… we do nothing half-a$$ed
S is for SPEED…and we. mean. FAST!
S is for SIGHT…we help people see.
U is for UNITY…it’s all about …WE.
P is PROFICIENCY…our audience relies on it.
P is for POWER…we supply all of it.
O is OPTIMIZATION…fitting resources to a “T”
R is RESPECT…spelled R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
T is meant to end it on the word TEAM.
put it all together, we fulfill Sales’ DREAM.
drops mic. exits stage right.
Our team won.